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Old Aug 24, 2006, 09:23 AM // 09:23   #3261
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oh for sure!

How can I stop the women at the end of the corridor cackling loudly?
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 09:48 AM // 09:48   #3262
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shout "witches! witches!! ... BURN THEM!!!!"

why do witches burn so easily?
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 10:04 AM // 10:04   #3263
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Cause they don't shower, ever.

Why the hell don't they put katchup in Big Macs, seriously!
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 10:09 AM // 10:09   #3264
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because it tastes like crap. to add tomato sauce with mayonaise.

Why is a Big Mac really not that big?
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 10:14 AM // 10:14   #3265
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Mcdonald's Budgeting

how many calories are in a big mac?
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 10:29 AM // 10:29   #3266
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to many most likely.

Why am I so sexy?
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 10:34 AM // 10:34   #3267
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because of your shirt.
take it off and your sexiness is gone.

if women led McDonald's advertising campaign, would the big mac be renamed average mac? or perhaps even little mac?
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 10:39 AM // 10:39   #3268
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no - the "limp burger", or "the compact"

Where did my money go?
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 10:40 AM // 10:40   #3269
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it's hidden.

did you check up your secret hiding spot?
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 10:49 AM // 10:49   #3270
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I can't reach there.

If sleep wasnt needed..would the world be a better place?
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 10:58 AM // 10:58   #3271
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don't be silly, of course not.

if you didn't need to eat to survive, would you still eat?
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 11:01 AM // 11:01   #3272
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Yes because food tastes good.

If it was illegal to type..what would you be doing?
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 11:08 AM // 11:08   #3273
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sitting in prison

if you were in prison, what wuld be your ideal escape route?
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 11:09 AM // 11:09   #3274
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Aura of Displacement and good timing.

Do stars make noise when the fall from the sky?
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 11:17 AM // 11:17   #3275
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yes, "weeeeeee.....plop"

Where's the wammo?
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 11:18 AM // 11:18   #3276
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Not in my pants.

Why would there be a wammo in my pants?
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 11:24 AM // 11:24   #3277
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you invited him because you...like...wammos

why do you like wammos so much?
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 11:26 AM // 11:26   #3278
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because of elite mending.

Did you know about my Elite Mending..Elite?
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 11:55 AM // 11:55   #3279
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ahh yes, the ol elite mending eh? the one that only takes half the time to recharge compared to regular mending, so you can recast it quicker.

why do wammos need to recast mending quicker?
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Old Aug 24, 2006, 11:57 AM // 11:57   #3280
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because it gets shattered by mesmers! and stolen by necros!

Why don't wammos use the Mending stance?
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